Iron Man by Classic Cowboy

Rating: PG13
Genres: Romance, Action & Adventure
Relationships: Ron & Luna
Book: Ron & Luna, Books 1 - 7
Published: 05/03/2008
Last Updated: 06/03/2008
Status: In Progress

It’s easy to see the sun when you’re on top of the world, on the highest mountain. The beauty of
the world amazes you. The heat of the sun warms you. Nothing can touch you. You can go through life
with ease and without fear. But it’s when you’re knocked down that’s when life has meaning. When
you have to struggle to climb, just to see a single glimpse of the sun through dark clouds… that’s
when it’s worth it. But not all can accomplish this. Most settle in the dark shadowy valley. But a
few, a glorious few, will stand back up. They will dust themselves off and climb again. They may
fall back into the shadows of the valley, or they may return to the summit and light of day. The
point is they try and they will keep trying. All it takes ... is A Will of Iron. Ron/Luna H/Hr
Ginny/Neville




1. Prologue
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***It’s easy to see the sun when you’re on top of the world, on the highest mountain. The
beauty of the world amazes you. The heat of the sun warms you. Nothing can touch you. You can go
through life with ease and without fear. But it’s when you’re knocked down that’s when life has
meaning. When you have to struggle to climb, just to see a single glimpse of the sun through dark
clouds… that’s when it’s worth it. But not all can accomplish this. Most settle in the dark shadowy
valley. But a few, a glorious few, will stand back up. They will dust themselves off and climb
again. They may fall back into the shadows of the valley, or they may return to the summit and
light of day. The point is they try and they will keep trying. All it takes ... is* A Will of
Iron*.***

*I AM…*

**IRON MAN**

*Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all?
Or if he moves will he fall?*

**DAILY PROPHET**

**GOLDEN TRIO FALL FROM WITHIN**

**Ronald Weasley Yesterday filed for divorce from his wife of twelve years Hermione
Granger-Weasley, on the grounds of his wife’s proven adultery. The soon to be former Weasley was
caught by her husband, Ginerva Potter, James Potter Ginerva’s eldest son, Teddy Lupin, and Mr.
Weasley’s mother Molly in a sexual act in the master bedroom of their home with the other third of
the trio of war heroes and the Boy Who Lived Harry Potter. Mr. Weasley was placed in a single night
in Auror Headquarters Dungeon for assault on Mr. Potter and an attempt of an Unforgivable. The
divorce proceedings will be met in the high courts of the Ministry of Magic in early June.**

*Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
Well just pass him there
Why should we even care?
*

**DAILY PROPHET**

**MORE EMOTIONAL TRAGEDY FOR THE WEASLEYS AND POTTERS**

**As the divorce proceedings draw close for Ron and Hermione Weasley, paternity testing was
done on the Weasley’s two young children, Rose and Hugo. And myself, Rita Skeeter, was able to get
a glimpse at the results to share with the public who longs for more information of this tragic,
tragic case. Which has grown even more so, with the result of not one but both of Mrs. Weasley’s
two children showing no matches for Ronald Weasley in parenthood, but in fact matching that of
Harry Potter: providing proof that the affair has lasted many years into the seemingly happy
marriage. In response to this Mrs. Ginerva Potter has also filed for divorce from her famous or
should I say Infamous husband, Harry Potter. Myself and I doubt the readers are at all surprised by
this turn of events.**

*He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind*

**DAILY PROPHET**

**JUSTICE FOR RONALD WEASLEY?**

**After long proceedings the divorce between Ronald and Hermione Weasley has ended with a ninty
ten split in favor of Mr. Weasley. In related news, the now former Mrs. Weasley stepped down from
her position in the Ministry of Magic, stating that she needed time to recover from the difficult
time that had come from the trials. But your faithful champion of the truth, Rita Skeeter, has
discovered documentation from the Ministry of Magic which states the former Mrs. Weasley was
strongly encouraged by her superiors to step down from her committees and position. Mrs. Weasley
refused to comment on this.**

*Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold*

**DAILY PROPHET**

**ADULTERER HARRY SAINT GINNY**

**Mere Weeks since the finalization of the divorce of Ronald and Hermione Weasley, Harry and
Ginny Potter’s marriage came to an end. The once again Ginerva Weasley was awarded all financial
and property owned including the now famous Number Twelve Grimmauld Place, Potter Manor, and the
late James and Lily Potter’s family Cottage in Godric’s Hollow , which Mr. Potter recently rebuilt.
She was also awarded soul custody of their three children James, Albus and Lily, with Harry having
visitation rights. And in a giving move, Ginny gave the majority of the Potter Fortune to her
brother Ron Weasley, stating he could use it more, while still keeping enough to fund all three of
her children’s school tuitions for the rest of their lives. Mr. Potter’s only comment to this was
he was only concerned with the welfare of his children. Good on you, Harry! But perhaps you should
be more concerned for yourself since your recent sacking from Her Majesty’s Auror Corps.**

*Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
*

**DAILY PROPHET**

**THE LAST OF THE GOLDEN TRIO LEAVES THE MINISTRY**

**In shocking news, after being offered the position of Head of Her Majesty’s Auror Corps,
which previously was held by his one time best friend and brother in law Harry Potter, Ronald
Weasley declines and resigns his position in the magical defense forces. But though he is leaving
behind his Auror robes, Mr. Weasley has not turned his back on the protection of the Wizardry World
like the other two members of the legendary Trio. Using the money he received from his own divorce
and from his sister’s gift after her divorce, Mr. Weasley has announced the birth of a massive
company he has dubbed FGR Industries. This international company will design, produce and sell
equipment and weapons for not only the Auror Corps but also different Dark Magical Defense Forces
around the world.**

**POTTER RETURNS TO HOGWARTS**

**In recent news, for the upcoming year of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry
Potter has been announced to be the new Potions Master, taking the place of the recently decease
Professor Slughorn. In a controversial move by the Board of Directors, Potter was accepted on the
grounds of his skills in potion making as well as his long history with the Auror Corps. Parents of
students attending the school has been sent letters from myself, Rita Skeeter, informing them of
the presence of the infamous celebrity as well as the husbands of the married female professors on
the school faculty as a warning.**

*Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge*

**DAILY PROPHET**

**A COMPANY UNITING THE MAGICAL AND THE MUGGLE**

**FGR Industries has made a new, risky decision in extending their boundaries beyond the
Magical World into the Muggle Worlds. Owner of the company, Ronald Weasley, made the statement that
like his father before him found that Muggle technology to be quite fascinating and has began
incorporating it into the technology his company produces, and in turn selling the improved
technology, minus the enchantments the Magical World’s version of the same tech has, to Muggle
governments like Muggle England, The United States, China, Japan, and Germany among others.**

*Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
*

**DAILY PROPHET**

**RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD**

**In latest developments Ron Weasley has toppled the chart as richest man in the world, at a
net worth of thirty seven billion, six hundred fifty one million, five hundred seventy six
thousand, twenty Muggle British Pounds, or seventy five billion American Dollars. When asked what
Mr. Weasley plans to do with his mass fortune, he simply responded “women and parties... what else
is there to spend it on?”**

*Iron Man lives again!*

*Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and all related characters ©JK
Rowling*

*Iron Man © Marvel Comics Inc.*



